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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

I'm Co-Hosting! Tattler Thursday Blog Hop

I'm so excited to be Co-Hosting this Hop with the fine ladies from The Wild and Wonderful World of Gingersnaps, Chill Thoughts, and Comfytown this week!  This hop to share kid stories is so fun!  Join us, or just read some of the awesome things other peoples' kids do for some Thursday giggles!

This week I'm re-sharing the story of how Cabin Boy #2 discovered something stashed in my bedside table.  If you missed it, check it out HERE.

Hiya Snappers! Welcome back for week #9 of the Tattler Thursday Blog Hop! It's time to tattle and hop!
It's a share your crazy, gross, hilarious, in-the-trenches parenthood stories, kind of blog hop! I love funny kid stories and I want to hear yours!

 Just leave a comment with your story, post not required! So think of your funniest, wackiest or favorite kid stories, leave a comment  with your story/tattle, follow your Host and Co-Hostesses, visit and discover other blogs, and have fun!

Remember the easiest way to get a follow back is to like/follow other pages and leave a comment! So hop around, tell your friends and share, share, share! This is a hop designed for you to have fun and share! Happy Tattling!



 Please, Please, Please follow your host and co-hostesses! We do this for free, and fun, so don't be a bloghole and not follow! Also looking for future Co-Hosts(no cost associated and it's super easy just ask! Also a great way to gain new followers and make new bloggie friends)! Send me an email @ gingerssnaps32@gmail.com if your interested! Thanks guys and dolls! Muah! Wink!


The Wild and Wonderful World of Gingerssnaps
 

                                    about the Blog Hop!

                                             The Rules are:

                                  1- Follow Your Host and Co-Hostesses
                  2- Grab the button and display it on your blog or hop
                                               page/section
            3- Leave a comment with a funny, wacky, or gross kid story/tattle
        Be Sure to Hop over to other blogs and visit/network and share the Hop
                               Have fun Hopping! (and come back next week!)
                                                                     
                                                  Hostess
                                The Wild and Wonderful World of Gingerssnaps                                
  

            Thanks to this weeks co-hostesses,  Miss Cristyl, Miss Joy, and Miss Jessica ! Be sure to  hop by their pages and give them some lovin'! Love these little gals!


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Comfytown Chronicles
Co-Hostess
 
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Domestic Pirate
Co-Hostess
 
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Looking for bloggers to Co-Host the Hop! Sign up to Co-Host!  Email gingerssnaps32@gmail.com for more information!
 
 
 

Monday, February 25, 2013

The 11 ways sushi is like sex

The other day I had sushi for the first time in YEARS.  Since before I was pregnant with Cabin Boy #2.  I had a serious craving for it and there's a great little conveyor belt place near our house that has smoked salmon and cream cheese, tempura shrimp, and chicken katsu rolls.  All definitely preggo safe.  So I indulged and IT WAS LIKE SEX IN MY MOUTH.  Except for, you know, actually being sex in my mouth...

ANYHOO... that got me thinking... sushi is kind of like sex!  Let me count the ways...



But, no matter the other similarities, it's not okay to invite your friends over for one of them.  Unless you roll that way *snicker*.  No judgements here!  Just don't expect an invite to our house for anything called 'hand rolls' anytime soon.



P.S.  Sorry, but I couldn't resist throwing the fish one in there!  You know what they say... When in Rome and all that.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

14 Ways Pregnant Women are like Toddlers

Is that so, you say?  Oh yes, I say.


Macaroni and cheese with a side of pb&j and apple juice for lunch, please!  Don't be stingy with the ketchup!

Chances are good they might not make it to the toilet in time.

If they can't find their red shirt and have to wear their yellow shirt instead, you will hear about it ALL. DAY.

They outgrow their clothes every 2-3 months.

Also, those clothes are optional.

They throw a fit if they can't have dessert after they eat half a pizza for dinner.

They either sleep like the dead or don't sleep at all.

Whatever it is you're making for breakfast, they don't want it.

You can hear them walking stomping through rooms from any location in the house.

They need help getting dressed and tying their shoes.

They make unreasonable demands in the middle of the night.

They're magnets for unsolicited advice and judgement.

They have the attention span of a goldfish. 

They cry about EVERYTHING.

I know this, because I am one!