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Monday, February 25, 2013

The 11 ways sushi is like sex

The other day I had sushi for the first time in YEARS.  Since before I was pregnant with Cabin Boy #2.  I had a serious craving for it and there's a great little conveyor belt place near our house that has smoked salmon and cream cheese, tempura shrimp, and chicken katsu rolls.  All definitely preggo safe.  So I indulged and IT WAS LIKE SEX IN MY MOUTH.  Except for, you know, actually being sex in my mouth...

ANYHOO... that got me thinking... sushi is kind of like sex!  Let me count the ways...



But, no matter the other similarities, it's not okay to invite your friends over for one of them.  Unless you roll that way *snicker*.  No judgements here!  Just don't expect an invite to our house for anything called 'hand rolls' anytime soon.



P.S.  Sorry, but I couldn't resist throwing the fish one in there!  You know what they say... When in Rome and all that.

7 comments:

  1. haha great points! May I add: some people like it to involve tentacles. Those people do not include me.

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    1. Oooh, good one! Anything tentically is a no-go here, too!

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  2. Very funny! I still can't bring myself to eat raw fish though!

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    1. You gotta try it at least once! Smoked salmon is a good place to start. ;D

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  3. haha definitely needed the laugh today, and found it here! thank you! :)

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    1. Yay! Most welcome! Thanks for checking me out. :D

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