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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

14 Ways Pregnant Women are like Toddlers

Is that so, you say?  Oh yes, I say.

Macaroni and cheese with a side of pb&j and apple juice for lunch, please!  Don't be stingy with the ketchup!

Chances are good they might not make it to the toilet in time.

If they can't find their red shirt and have to wear their yellow shirt instead, you will hear about it ALL. DAY.

They outgrow their clothes every 2-3 months.

Also, those clothes are optional.

They throw a fit if they can't have dessert after they eat half a pizza for dinner.

They either sleep like the dead or don't sleep at all.

Whatever it is you're making for breakfast, they don't want it.

You can hear them walking stomping through rooms from any location in the house.

They need help getting dressed and tying their shoes.

They make unreasonable demands in the middle of the night.

They're magnets for unsolicited advice and judgement.

They have the attention span of a goldfish. 

They cry about EVERYTHING.

I know this, because I am one!

1 comment:

  1. Funny! Never thought about it like this before, but YOU'RE RIGHT. ~~TALU~~